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18 Signs From People That Were Really F*cking Angry Their Bikes Got Stolen

Some of the absolute best and worst responses to having your bike stolen...

Having your bike stolen is undoubtedly one of the worst things in life.

Few things compare to the demoralising realisation of arriving back at a makeshift bike rack to find only vexation where once was a vehicle.

> 9 Hilarious Letters From People Who Were Really Sorry They Drunkenly Stole Your Bike

The victims of this horrific crime have been known to suffer from ‘cycler’s grief’, a condition causing narcissistic desperation, and, above all, the growth of an unrelenting hatred for the treacherous thief that stole their bike. We’ve all been there.

Here are 18 rather strong-worded letters that were written by such suffering individuals…

1) The “To The Piece Of Shit That Stole My Bike…”

 

 

 

2) The “Who Would Steal A Baby From Her Mother?”

 

3) The “Scum Bag Thief”

 

 

4) The Straight To The Point

 

5) The “I WILL CUT OFF YOUR GENITALS”

 

 

6) The Tugging At The Heart Strings

 

7) The “You Can Ride My Bike Straight To Hell”

 

 

8) The “You Will Never Sleep Again”

 

9) The “I Hope You Die Face Down In A Gutter”

 

 

10) The “I Hope You Get Hit By A Monster Truck”

 

11) The “If You Need It To Survive Take It. Otherwise Bring It Back”

 

 

12) The Not Actually That Ironic, Just Common Sense

 

13) The Ultimate Curse

 

 

14) The “Rabid Squirrels Will Invade Your Home”

 

15) The “Even If Your Mum Was Evil…”

 

 

 

16) The Eventual Acceptance

 

17) The Last Resort

 

 

18) The Ultimate Revenge

 

…The Ultimate Revenge continued:

 

 

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