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23 Photos That Prove Mountain Biking is the Most Boring Sport Ever

It's time to accept it... mountain biking is just not photogenic

1) Mountain biking is not photogenic…

 

Photo: Josh Glazebrook

 

2) …and we don’t understand why anyone would think otherwise

 

Photo: Bartek Wolinski

3) The scenery is just non-existent

 

Photo: Uros Svigelj

4) There are no good views

 

Photo: Stephane Candé

 

5) No chances to look good on the bike

 

Photo: Tristan Kennedy

6) No chance for the bike to look good at all

 

Photo: Tristan Kennedy

7) No chance for a good photo

 

 

8) …because all the riding is too samey

 

Photo: Camilo Rozo

 

9) You’ll never see a good sunset

 

10) And it’s pretty much just covering yourself in mud, isn’t it?

 

Photo: Cal Jelley

 

11) It’s impossible to look cool

 

Photo: Dean Treml

 

12) Bike parks are way too busy

 

Photo: Uros Svigelj

13) There’s never anything nice en route to the trails…

 

 

14) …and when you get there?

 

 

15) It’s too green

 

Photo: Tristan Kennedy

16) Far, far too green

 

Photo: Uros Svigelj

 

17) And when it gets dark, there’s nothing to be done

 

 

18) You have to be a pro with a badass camera to get any kind of cool shot

 

19) And even pro shots aren’t all that rad…

 

Photo: Laurence Crossman-Emms

 

20) So, rather than taking “scenic bike shots”…

 

 

21) …Maybe you should go take pictures of mojitos in jam jars and put them on Instagram like everyone else

 

Photo: Uros Svigelj

22) Or just stick to your strange games

 

Photo: Bård Basberg

 

23) …because, yeah, you’re an odd bunch

 

Photo: Sven Martin

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