4) ‘The Pointless Detour’ Cycle Lane
A slight detour from the road here provides a scenic route for riders.
5) ‘The Feel Great This Summer’ Cycle Lane
Marketing people call this a ‘highly interruptive advertising format’.
6) ‘The Slalom Challenge’ Cycle Lane
Ok. This is getting ridiculous. Is this some kind of slalom obstacle course?
7) ‘The Where To Start’ Cycle Lane
Should I ride backwards into the red bollards or turn left into the curb. Decisions decisions.