Falling off your bike isn’t an uncommon thing to happen. Particularly if, like us, you’re constantly hunting for steeze that is far, far beyond your ability.

Even the professionals crash every now and then. Hell, they probably crash a whole lot more than us, and they sure crash a lot harder when they do go down.

So, it’s inevitable that if you’re a regular biker that you’re going to take a few knocks every now and then, and that you’re going to pick up a few wounds, scratches and even scars along the way – each one with a different story.

Thing is, normally it’s a nose break, a dislocated arm, a buckled knee or a shattered foot that takes you to the hospital and forces you to leave the trails all too early. For some, though, things get a little more, err, awkward. For some, it’s a hit to the genitals that will have you hurting.