Halloween is upon us once again. As such, most of the nation will be heading out trick-or-treating tonight. Isn’t it splendid to live in a society where, essentially, threatening pensioners with minor criminal damage if they don’t give you sweets is not just accepted, but celebrated?
Maybe you’re looking for some inspiration for what to go dressed as. You’ll want to stand out from the hoards of supermarket vampires, zombie sluts, and jizzy bedsheet-ghosts.
Why not consider going as something from this snowboarding chamber of horrors…