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23 Stupid Questions All Female Snowboarders Are Sick Of Being Asked

'Is it hard to snowboard with boobs?'

1) Did your boyfriend get you into snowboarding?

No. Who got you into being a douchebag?

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2) Or do you just fancy that dude from the Olympics?

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4) Aren’t you worried about getting too hench? Guy’s don’t like girls that are ripped

Are you worried that I’m going to be better than you?

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5) Are you cold?

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6) Doesn’t it hurt more when you fall?

Would it hurt if I ram those ski poles up your arse?

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7) Is it hard to snowboard with boobs?

Is it hard to ski with that dick on your head?

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8) You’ll stop snowboarding when you become a mom, won’t you?

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9) How do you stop your makeup getting smudged?

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10) … Or your nails from getting chipped?

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11) … Or your hair from getting wet?

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12) Are you going to be alright on a black run?

Are you?

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13) Seriously, are you cold?

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14) Wouldn’t you rather be on a beach?

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15) I bet you get offended by those naked lady snowboards, don’t you?

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16) Do you have to make sure your jacket doesn’t clash with your goggle strap?

Seriously?

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17) I suppose you don’t have to have a beach body with all those clothes on, do you?

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18) Seriously, you’ve got be be cold by now, haven’t you?

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19) Do you flirt with the lifties so you can jump the queue?

Do you?

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20) Would you get your kit off for a glossy mag?

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21) Shouldn’t you be skiing? It’s a lot more feminine.

What even are you?

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22) Do you need me to carry your board for you?

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23) So, where are you drinking later tonight?

I’ll met you in the Patronising Wanker at 8?

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