1) If someone ever tells you riding BMX is fun... Don’t listen to them. BMX Bikes are not fun

Olaf Pignatarro action sports photographer BMX

Olaf Pignatarro action sports photographer BMX

2) It’s all just a massive lie

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bmx cliche edit 2

3) There are barely any places where you can do it

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Dan Lacey ledge hanger nashville

4) It’s hardly like you can just ride out on the street and get involved

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5) If we’re being honest, cities are all too similar

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6) There’s no opportunity for creativity

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Kriss Kyle

7) So, you can never set yourself apart from anyone else

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8) There’s never any chance to get the adrenaline pumping

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Dan Lacey noz

9) All BMX riding is pretty much the same

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10) And once you’ve seen one skate park you’ve seen them all

Venice Beach Skate Park

Venice Beach Skate Park

11) The bikes aren’t exactly attractive

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kriss kyle_Bike

12) There’s no sense of freedom...

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13) and no skill involved...

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14) Other features are just TOO dangerous to look cool riding

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15) And it never looks good on camera

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16) It’s just not as cool as road cycling

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17) There’s nobody to look up to for inspiration...

Kriss Kyle Kaleidoscope Interview BMX 7

Kriss Kyle Kaleidoscope Interview BMX 7

18) ...no legends of the sport

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19) ...It's not a lifestyle

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20) The streets are always too busy

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21) The bikes are too heavy

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22) And there’s no way to customise the design

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Bamboo BMX -5517

23) So there really is not much fun in BMX at all

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24) No challenge

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25) No scenery

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Ben_Barcelona

26) No excitement

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27) Nothing going on in the scene

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nass medium

28) No sense of achievement

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29) No chance to chill with mates

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30) And absolutely no style involved

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31) So next time someone tells you they like BMX

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32) And think they look good doing it...

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33) Tell them BMX is the worst*, and they know it

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*Disclaimer: So obviously a joke. Don't tell them that. They'll probably hit you.

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