Look. We'll level with you. Here at Mpora, we're pretty good at standing. In fact, we'd go as far as to say that we're some of the best in the business at standing. You give us somewhere to stand, and we'll put on a standing show you'll never forget. Stand here. Stand there. Mate, we'll stand anywhere.
Annoyingly for us, however, BMX supremo Mike "Hucker" Clark has just come out of left field and made everyone at the Mpora office feel inadequate about their standing up abilities. The reason is simple. Clark is impossibly good at standing.
This footage, shot in California at Woodward West, shows Clark riding an insanely long way while standing on the handlebars of his BMX ("bar riding"). At one point, we actually thought he was going to keep going all the way into Mexico. Check it out below. It's nuttier than a bag of dry roasted.