You thought it would never end. You believed that your life had become an infinite slog along a concrete treadmill without end.
But no. You're actually crossing the finish line. You can stop now. You can rest easy. The running can't get you any more – you're safe
(Do remember, however, all those desperate promises you made to various deities on the way around the route, if only they'd just make it stop
. You've got some serious volunteer work and vice-quitting ahead of you...)