15 Motorbike Bike Helmets That Will Make You Look Like A Bit of A Dick
Boob-shaped bucket hat to a Predator lookalike mask, these are the worst helmets in the history of the world
From Batman motorcycle helmet to the boob helm
Man, there are some shocking helmet designs out there. What happened to a good ol' matt black KBC?
From bucket hats with a boob on them to a Batman-style full face (yes, really...) these are the weirdest helmet designs riding around our roads today.
You may disagree and think some of these are cool, but we have to say, we're not impressed. Whether you're a motocross fan or not, you cannot unsee these.
[part title="Predator 2"]
Not commanding the respect you want on the road? Then this certainly isn't going to help your cause.
You might think when you first look at it that this Predator mask (fitted with red LED lights, customisable skull and easy-release visor system no less!) is a cool idea.
But c'mon, really? Maybe if you're a 12-year-old going paintballing, but if you're a grown man out on the road, you'll just look like an arse. Plus it'll cost you a cool $780 for the pleasure of it.
[part title="Boobs or Bum?"]
This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'are you a boobs or a bum man?' Now you can flaunt your preference on the back of your head. And give your mates a totally legit reason to call you a massive tit.
There's not a single person in the western world that hasn't considered how cool it would be to be Batman.
Unfortunately, this Batman motorcycle helmet won't make that dream a reality. Nope, for that you'd need billions of dollars, a butler, a big fuck-off black bike and six-pack. No, not that kind of six pack...
[part title="Skin and Bones"]
Oh hey, that girl's got a sexy cartoon face. Ohhhhh... wait, no. No she doesn't. She's wearing a helmet that looks like wild dingos decided to dine on her.
This is just dark, and not in a good way...
Video game geeks will go ape-shit for this piece of protective headgear. You can pretend you're being chased by the Covenant while riding your bike through town! How cool!
I guess the one plus side is at least with a visor as opaque as that, you won't be able to see your mates laughing at you.
[part title="The Full Moon"]
Ah the hilarious fart and cock and balls joke. Actually do you know what, I'd have loved one of these... when I was three years old pedalling around on my tricycle!
[part title="The Jason Voorhees"]
We don't know where to start with this monstrosity. Wearing a helmet with Jason Voorhees face doesn't make you scary or hard, it just makes you a little bit weird.
Please return this to the fancy dress shop where you found it.
[part title="The Creme Egg"]
No one wants to look like a moving billboard (unless of course they're getting paid a shit-tonne of money to do so).
But we have to say, this one did at least make us chuckle by reminding us of this classic Bill Hicks sketch...
[part title="The Crystal-Encrusted Nightmare"]
Lady Gaga meets Robocop. Here's a word of advice: Do not buy this number for your girlfriend in the hope that it will get her into bikes.
It'll backfire spectacularly when 1) You realise that those sharp spikes don't feel so great wedged up against your back when she's riding pillion and 2) She leaves you for a man with better taste.
[part title="The Joker"]
This fella clearly decided he didn't want their helmet to look like everyone else's forward-facing character masks.
So they made this bad boy with the Joker's face on the back. Presumably to ward off pesky tail-gaiters on the road?
Bit weird though really isn't it?
[part title="The Iron Man"]
Continuing with the ridiculous movie theme, the Iron Man helmet, complete with LED blue lights.
But if motorbikers were meant to look like toy action heroes, they would have invented an armoured suit with jets in the feet already.
[part title="The Mohican"]
Punk rock or lame dinosaur? We can't decide... One thing is for sure, you won't be pulling if you rock up in one of these.
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[part title="The Bullet To The Head"]
Just one question: why?
It's like a novelty tattoo - funny for the first 0.3 seconds, until you realise you're stuck with it.
[part title="The Scary Clown"]
Did you ever hear about that guy who stands around Nottinghamshire in the middle of the night dressed like a clown? This is the helmet equivalent of that dude. Freaky as.
[part title="The Nazi Zombie"]
Want a surefire way to make people dislike you? Then why not dress up as two of the most hated things on the planet - a Nazi and a zombie?
Actually, this one probably would scare us a bit if we came across it late at night. Specially if it was driving down the autobahn, whistling the Great Escape theme tune... Now there's an idea for Halloween!