The 10 Most Awkward Times To Get An Erection On A Mountain Bike Trip
There is nothing more awkward than a surprise boner...
Anyone who is the proud (or not so proud) owner of a penis will know the feeling of dread and anxiety when it stands to attention at precisely the wrong moment.
It's uncontrollable, unexpected and may lead to strange looks, ridicule and in extreme cases, arrest.
Mountain biking is a hot, sweaty, dirty and dangerous sport, much like sex, so it is perhaps no wonder that the unwanted erection can sometime arise when you're on a mountain bike trip.
Just pray to god it never happens in one of these awkward situations...
1) Asking the barista of your favourite coffee shop if she "likes to ride"
2) Checking out some new, skin-tight lycra shorts in the mirror of the local bike shop
3) Explaining to a police officer why you are cycling home in the nude at 4am
4) Telling the mountain rescue exactly how you crashed on "the boner log"
5) Looking at your friend's compound femur fracture as she's laid-up in hospital
6) While being interviewed for local TV on why mountain biking is such a family friendly and accessible sport