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Having your bike stolen is undoubtedly one of the worst things in life.

Few things compare to the demoralising realisation of arriving back at a makeshift bike rack to find only vexation where once was a vehicle.

> 9 Hilarious Letters From People Who Were Really Sorry They Drunkenly Stole Your Bike

The victims of this horrific crime have been known to suffer from 'cycler's grief', a condition causing narcissistic desperation, and, above all, the growth of an unrelenting hatred for the treacherous thief that stole their bike. We've all been there.

Here are 18 rather strong-worded letters that were written by such suffering individuals...

1) The "To The Piece Of Shit That Stole My Bike..."

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2) The "Who Would Steal A Baby From Her Mother?"

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3) The "Scum Bag Thief"

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4) The Straight To The Point

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5) The "I WILL CUT OFF YOUR GENITALS"

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6) The Tugging At The Heart Strings

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7) The "You Can Ride My Bike Straight To Hell"

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8) The "You Will Never Sleep Again"

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9) The "I Hope You Die Face Down In A Gutter"

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10) The "I Hope You Get Hit By A Monster Truck"

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11) The "If You Need It To Survive Take It. Otherwise Bring It Back"

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12) The Not Actually That Ironic, Just Common Sense

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13) The Ultimate Curse

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14) The "Rabid Squirrels Will Invade Your Home"

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15) The "Even If Your Mum Was Evil..."

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16) The Eventual Acceptance

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17) The Last Resort

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18) The Ultimate Revenge

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...The Ultimate Revenge continued:

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