Buzzfeed Have Made A Video About Real Life Vagina-Injuries While Cycling
"I think I broke my vagina"
Falling off your bike isn’t an uncommon thing to happen. Particularly if, like us, you’re constantly hunting for steeze that is far, far beyond your ability.
Even the professionals crash every now and then. Hell, they probably crash a whole lot more than us, and they sure crash a lot harder when they do go down.
So, it’s inevitable that if you’re a regular biker that you’re going to take a few knocks every now and then, and that you’re going to pick up a few wounds, scratches and even scars along the way – each one with a different story.
Thing is, normally it’s a nose break, a dislocated arm, a buckled knee or a shattered foot that takes you to the hospital and forces you to leave the trails all too early. For some, though, things get a little more, err, awkward. For some, it’s a hit to the genitals that will have you hurting.
In some unfortunate incidents, women riding bikes have been thrown from their ride for a variety of reasons, and have ended up hurting their vaginas in the process – or certainly according to the Buzzfeed article and video entitled: “These Women Hurt Their Vaginas While Biking". Direct, blunt, straight to the point.
This isn’t the first time this issue has arisen – see “Your Girlfriend Isn’t Lying, Her Vagina is Really Sore After Cycling" for more on that – but this video is about times that women have actively hurt their vagina in a crash rather than just generally from cycling.
Anyway, it’s now 11.48am on a Monday morning and I’ve just typed a whole bunch of words about people hurting their vaginas while riding a bike. Watch the video here: