Kanye Has Nothing On This Hilarious Road Cycling Rapper...
Here's the road cycling rap about hipsters you've been waiting all week to hear
What is it about road cyclists and rap? Just a few weeks ago we brought you the roadie having a rap battle with a mountain bike rider. Now we've found another cyclist giving it the full NWA treatment. Kind of.
Introducing Performance by MC SpandX (or Robin Moore, as his nearest and dearest call him). The song is an ode to his live of road bikes, and the elite level of performance that he squeezes out of every inch of his two wheeled bestie.
Of course, this wouldn't be a roadie-based rap unless there was a dig at some other cycling sub culture. Happily, it's Hipsters that MC SpandX has his sights set on - a group so universally disliked that they can't even stand themselves.
If, for some reason, you want to own a copy of performance, you can download it from iTunes, now.