There's a lot of things you expect to see during a road cycling race. Bikes, for example. Lots of bikes. What about bottles of urine being thrown accusatorially at Chris Froome's head? Yes. You might see this happen, especially if Tour De France 2015 is anything to go by. But, a tank? No. That's one wild stretch of the imagination too far.
Or, is it? Well, no. Because, if you haven't guessed it from the headline or the previous paragraph then we need to have a serious chat about your cognitive reading skills, a tank, yes an actual tank, just popped up at a road cycling race in Norway.
What in the name of sweet Jezebel is a tank doing at a bike race in Norway? We're not sure. We're honestly not sure. But, it happened. Look at this video, and tell us it didn't happen. We dare you...we double dare you.
Oh, what's that? You think it didn't happen? Well, guess what? We've got a tank, and we're heading straight to your house. KA-BOOM! Game over, suckaz.