skateboard movie covers

skateboard movie covers

The movie money men have always enjoyed cashing in on youth culture. Whether it's by making some sweet dough off children's love of Pokémon, or by producing an entire film about baseball caps being worn backwards; if young people like a thing, you can virtually guarantee that somewhere in Hollywood there's a fat cat telling his scriptwriters to shoehorn that thing into the film they're working on.

Skateboarding is synonymous with young people, and being cool. Because of this, skateboards often find themselves front and centre on the posters for various slices of visual nonsense. Sometimes, in fairness to them, these films are about skateboarding. Often, however, there really is no reason whatsoever for a skateboard to feature at all.

We scoured our old friend the internet and found some truly classic examples of skateboards being used both appropriately, and inappropriately, to promote a film. Seriously, some of these movies look so bad.

1) "Why take the road when you can fly?"

skateboard movie poster

skateboard movie poster

2) "When there's magic in your heart, you can soar"

skateboard movie poster

skateboard movie poster

3) One of the worst movie posters we've ever seen

skateboard movie poster

skateboard movie poster

4) Oh, fuck off Stuart Little. No one cares

skateboard movie poster

skateboard movie poster

5) "Au mauvais endroit, au mauvais moment..."

skateboard movie poster

skateboard movie poster

6) "HOT. RECKLESS. TOTALLY INSANE."

skateboard movie poster

skateboard movie poster

7) The Dove Foundation bloody loved this movie

skateboard movie poster

skateboard movie poster

8) Skateboard Spud. Running Time: 50 Minutes

skateboard movie poster

skateboard movie poster

9) Director of Photography: REED SMOOT

skateboarding movie covers

skateboarding movie covers

10) No. No. No. This is all wrong

skateboard movie poster

skateboard movie poster

11) "Some things you can't roll away from"

skate movie cover

skate movie cover

12) OK. All jokes aside. What the hell is this?

skateboarding movies

skateboarding movies

You May Also Like:

Made From Skate: 20 Ingenious Examples Of Skateboards Being Reinvented As Furniture

Skateboarder’s Dream Home Gets Listed On RightMove And It Could Be Yours For £200,000