Skiing

21 Reasons Why You Should Never Go Skiing in St Anton

Anyone who tells you they love the Austrian ski resort must be lying

1) Skiing in St Anton is rubbish. The pistes are too crowded

2) The weather is always terrible

3) You’ll never make any new friends

4) And you can’t get a decent meal on the mountain

5) The views are average

6) The off piste is non-existent

7) What is there is always tracked out

8) And the Austrians are famous for hating parties

9) No one there has a sense of adventure

10) The mountain guides aren’t very friendly

11) There’s nothing challenging to ride

12) It’s impossible to get a decent bottle of wine…

13) And did we mention that the food is atrocious?

14) Plus you can’t get a snack for love nor money

15) No one ever has a good time in St. Anton

16) All the accommodation is pokey

17) There’s nowhere to relax

18) And nothing to do if you don’t like skiing

19) There’s no heliskiing

20) There are no big mountains…

21) In short, there’s nothing worth visiting St Anton for at all.

Chris stayed at the Hotel Tannenhof courtesy of Wucher Helicopter

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