1) Skiing in St Anton is rubbish. The pistes are too crowded

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2) The weather is always terrible

Photo: Chris Talintyre

3) You’ll never make any new friends

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4) And you can't get a decent meal on the mountain

Photo: Lis Winner

5) The views are average

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6) The off piste is non-existent

Photo: Dan Sharp

7) What is there is always tracked out

Photo: Dan Sharp

8) And the Austrians are famous for hating parties

Photo: Andres Reynaga

9) No one there has a sense of adventure

Photo: Andres Reynaga

10) The mountain guides aren’t very friendly

Photo: Dan Sharp

11) There’s nothing challenging to ride

Photo: Andres Reynaga

12) It’s impossible to get a decent bottle of wine...

Photo: Hotel Tannenhof

13) And did we mention that the food is atrocious?

Photo: Hotel Tannenhof

14) Plus you can't get a snack for love nor money

Photo: Hotel Tannenhof

15) No one ever has a good time in St. Anton

Photo: Dan Sharp

16) All the accommodation is pokey

Photo: Hotel Tannenhof

17) There's nowhere to relax

Photo: Hotel Tannenhof

18) And nothing to do if you don't like skiing

Photo: Dan Sharp

19) There's no heliskiing

Photo: Dan Sharp

20) There are no big mountains...

Photo: Milos Jokic

21) In short, there's nothing worth visiting St Anton for at all.

Photo: AnImages

Chris stayed at the Hotel Tannenhof courtesy of Wucher Helicopter

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