1. Do pack an array of decent gear

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do wear

2. Don't pack a novelty hat

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novelty hat

3. Bring plenty of these

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Paracetamol-500mg-caplets-10456

4. Avoid borrowing your parents' old ski gear they dug out of the loft...

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5. Never assume you know how to use the tow bar

6. Don't let your mum convince you to bring moon boots "because they'll keep your feet warm"

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7. Avoid kickers for the first seven days

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8. Super tight ski pants are a no-no

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9. Don't take your goggles/gloves/sunglasses off on the chairlift...

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10. ...And then try and jump off after them

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11. Don't wear novelty hats.... Yes, again.

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ski-cap-27xc

12. Speed is your friend...

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13. ...Ice, alcohol and high heels are not

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14. Avoid the punter gap

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punter gap

15. Don't laugh at people who fall over under the chairlift. You'll be next...

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Ski Lift Accident

16. Ski trousers were not mean to be tucked into ski boots

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17. Keep that jacket zipped up

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out of control skiing jacket open

18. Don't wear decorative carabiners and ropes, unless you're going to use them

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