Yes, it's an oldie - but god damn it's a goodie.

Everyone knows the Shit Girls Say... series, but the epic Lynsey Dyer created Shit Skier Girls Say - and it's pretty funny stuff.

19 Signs You've Been Living in a Ski Resort Too Long

From dropping goggles to beacons to the boob (ouch!) we can totally relate to these. Even if you are a snowboarder, everyone has to pee at some point...

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