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Ski and snowboard movies are great, but it's fair to say that they normally follow a pretty predictable formula.

There are some things that are almost guaranteed to happen in any snow-based epic that you watch. So, next time you break out a shred-heavy feature, get a couple (hundred) beers out with it and give this game a shot.

Disclaimer: Mpora takes no responsibly for any health problems that arise from this game, nor for any stupid shit that participants get up to after/if they manage to complete it.

Do not play this game if:

a) You are pregnant or have a history of health problems

b) You do not have a limitless stash of beer

c) You have any common sense whatsoever

ONE DRINK WHENEVER:

1. The words sick, gnarly or stoked are used

smug-skier

2. Someone shouts ‘bluebird’ or ‘powder day’ whilst in bed, in boxer shorts or while opening curtains

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3. A song plays that you’ve heard in at least two other snow films

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"There's snow pun better than a... snow pun"

4. There’s a dramatic shot of a wild animal

Arctic-Wolf

5. A rider talks about how the true spirit of riding is all about fun

Snowboard- Aimee Fuller (Source @aimee_fuller instagram) (1)

Snowboard- Aimee Fuller (Source @aimee_fuller instagram) (1)

6. A rider says that something they did was the ‘scariest/gnarliest/craziest thing they’ve ever done’ (delete as appropriate)

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Jeremy Jones, the world's best freerider on the mountain that nearly defeated him

7. A rider talks about how lucky they are to do this for a living

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how not to die pat moore snowboarder

8. A rider unsubtly hints at how much they hate riding competitions

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Silje+Norendal+Snowboard+Winter+Olympics+Day+BuXoCBPyT-Zl

9. There’s a shot of an avalanche

Epic Avalanche Escape

10. A rider talks about the importance of mountain safety, then drops into a ridiculously unsafe line

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11. The narrator says something really vague about life that doesn’t actually relate to snow sports at all

Powder Spray

Powder Spray

12. You catch even a glimpse of a chairlift. This is a rare moment in a ski/snowboard film

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13. There’s a weather forecast on screen

**Replace with Powder shot**

**Replace with Powder shot**

14. There’s a slow motion shot on screen

Jamie Anderson couldn't quite do enough

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15. Someone cannonballs or deliberately face plants into powder

face plant

face plant

TWO DRINKS WHENEVER:

1. Two out of these three words - sick, gnarly or stoked - are used in the same sentence

Snowboard_ Dan Brisee (source @danbrisse instagram)

Snowboard_ Dan Brisee (source @danbrisse instagram)

2. There’s a shot of someone riding away from an avalanche

Powder Spray

Powder Spray

3. There’s a scene-setting clip where riders just drag suitcases around for a couple of minutes

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4. You’re the last person to say ‘cheers’ whenever a beer is on screen

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5. You fail to raise your glass when a rider needs medical help

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6. The riders first break out the helicopter

heli ski

heli ski

7. A rider snaps a branch with a huge board tap

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Screen Shot 2014-11-14 at 14.14.09

8. A line or bail makes you say: "shiiiiiiiit"

COdy Townsend in the Tordrillo mountains Alaska with matchstick productions.

COdy Townsend in the Tordrillo mountains Alaska with matchstick productions.

9. Someone drinks a Red Bull

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DOWN YOUR DRINK WHENEVER:

1. The song ‘Sail’ by AWOLNATION plays

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2. There’s full frontal nudity

Or sometimes just plain naked.

Naked Riding

3. It reaches the point in the film where you want to cry because you’re not in the mountains

Spot the rider. Photo: powderhighway.com

Powder Highway Credit www.powderhighway.com

4. Any Time Someone Points At A Map And Says "We Should Go Here", To The Shock Of Everyone Else In The Room

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Screen Shot 2014-11-14 at 14.42.48

5. The words sick, gnarly and stoked are all used in the same sentence

Gotcha.... Photo: The NY Post

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