1) You try skiing first...
2) ...Then think learning to snowboard will be piss easy
3) You buy a super stiff freeride board... because you like the graphic
4) Getting off chairlifts proves more humiliating than having your pants pulled down at school...
5) ...And button lifts are your worst nightmare
6) You spend 600 quid on avalanche equipment - despite doing your first week on a nursery slope in Andorra
7) You're still putting all your weight on your back foot when you turn
8) Two words: Punter gap
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