1. There is so much shit to remember

X Games Aspen 2013 - January 26, 2013

X Games Aspen 2013 - January 26, 2013

2. Mascara is a waste of time, particular when you bail

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3. ...as is any form of make up

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make up

4. You will have hair in your mouth 90 per cent of the time

5. ...And it will freeze when you couldn't be bothered to dry it

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6. We're envious of dudes for their ability to do this...

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7. But we hate it when they say: "If I were I girl, I would totally be sponsored..."

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snowboarder middle finger

7. Or they ask: "Can you keep up?"

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8. Women's snowboard jackets are always too short and too tight. We want to look like this...

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9. Not this...

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11. You will at some point get mistaken for a teenage boy

Photo: Nikita

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12. And you'll know that pain when you get a beacon to the boob. Ouch!

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13. Your thermals will eventually go saggy around the butt...

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ragbo2027411745_p1_1-0_347x683

14. ...And ride up above the waist, because you can't be arsed to buy new ones

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thermal too short

15. They'll give you shit board at the hire shop because they think you won't notice...

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16. You can drink everyone else under the table

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drinking giphy

17. Your parents will constantly ask: "Haven't you switched back to skiing yet?"

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18. Because you're a snowboarder to the god damn end!

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