1) Did your boyfriend get you into snowboarding?

No. Who got you into being a douchebag?

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2) Or do you just fancy that dude from the Olympics?

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4) Aren't you worried about getting too hench? Guy's don't like girls that are ripped

Are you worried that I'm going to be better than you?

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5) Are you cold?

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6) Doesn't it hurt more when you fall?

Would it hurt if I ram those ski poles up your arse?

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7) Is it hard to snowboard with boobs?

Is it hard to ski with that dick on your head?

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8) You'll stop snowboarding when you become a mom, won't you?

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9) How do you stop your makeup getting smudged?

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10) ... Or your nails from getting chipped?

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11) ... Or your hair from getting wet?

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12) Are you going to be alright on a black run?

Are you?

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13) Seriously, are you cold?

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14) Wouldn't you rather be on a beach?

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15) I bet you get offended by those naked lady snowboards, don't you?

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16) Do you have to make sure your jacket doesn't clash with your goggle strap?

Seriously?

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17) I suppose you don't have to have a beach body with all those clothes on, do you?

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18) Seriously, you've got be be cold by now, haven't you?

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19) Do you flirt with the lifties so you can jump the queue?

Do you?

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20) Would you get your kit off for a glossy mag?

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21) Shouldn't you be skiing? It's a lot more feminine.

What even are you?

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22) Do you need me to carry your board for you?

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23) So, where are you drinking later tonight?

I'll met you in the Patronising Wanker at 8?

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