1) You wake up uncertain of where you are...

2) ...and realise you’re definitely still drunk

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2 red bull content pool kayak hangover

3) You check your pockets but find no wallet or phone

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3 red bull content pool kayak hangover

4) ...But spot them both on a nearby table

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4 red bull content pool kayak hangover

5) You imagine how much effort it would be to reach out and get them

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5 red bull content pool kayak hangover

6) And decide it's far too big a task for a human whose breath still smells of jaeger

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6 red bull content pool kayak hangover

7) You still have literally no idea what happened after 12.30am last night, and it makes you feel sick

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7 red bull content pool kayak hangover

8) As your consciousness returns, you realise you’ve been in your own flat the whole time. You feel awful, but at least there's a bed.

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8 red bull content pool kayak hangover

9) ...and then the phone rings. It’s your best mate, and they’re about to remind you about everything that happened last night

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9 red bull content pool kayak hangover

10) You explain to your mate how much effort you just put in to get to the phone

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10 red bull content pool kayak hangover

11) Then they tell you EXACTLY what you did last night

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12 red bull content pool kayak hangover

12) You immediately feel even worse about life

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11 red bull content pool kayak hangover

13) After hanging up, you check your call log. You called everyone in your phone book at 4am

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13 red bull content pool kayak hangover

14) ...and your wallet? There’s no money left in it. At all

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14 red bull content pool kayak hangover

15) Though you do find a truckload of card receipts

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15 red bull content pool kayak hangover

16) But, your mate said he’d drive you to [insert fast food shop here]

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16 red bull content pool kayak hangover

17) You get up and for just one second, everything feels alright. Then you feel it

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17 red bull content pool kayak hangover

18) Bam. It hits you. Hangover. Vom. Help

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18 red bull content pool kayak hangover

19) You struggle into the shower, and have to sit down

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19 red bull content pool kayak hangover

20) Your mate finally arrives, and you quickly realise getting in his tiny car was a huge mistake

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20 19 red bull content pool kayak hangover

21) But, eventually, you make it to [insert fast food shop here]

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21 19 red bull content pool kayak hangover

22) You order everything on the menu, then look at your mate, terrified, unsure if it'll help or hinder your recovery

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22 red bull content pool kayak

23) You can't take the suspense and have a first bite. You quickly realise it was a terrible, terrible idea

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23 red bull content pool kayak hangover

24) Your stomach unleashes hell inside your ruined body

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25) And you contemplate what you did in life to deserve this cruel fate

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25 red bull content pool kayak hangover

26) You’re never drinking again

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26 red bull content pool kayak hangove - Copy

27) You need to be asleep

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27 red bull

28) ...and then you remember it’s your other mate’s birthday. You’re going to have to do it all again

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28 red bull content pool kayak hangover

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