You know that feeling when you've been enjoying a day out in your canoe, and you somewhat grumpily has a bystander for help docking, and a big naked Canadian dude appears from nowhere and tackles you straight into the water?

It's rare a week goes by without it happening to us.

Granted, we suspect this is all a set up, and our friend in the canoe is in one the act. Unless he's found an adequate portacabin to hide in, and if there's one thing we know about Canada, it's the lack of adequate portacabins near lakesides.

Another case solved my Detective Mpora.

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