San Sebastián, or Donostia as it is known in Basque, has a reputation as a surf and food lover's haven. But if anyone tells you that, don't believe them. Because it's rubbish. Here's why...

1) The waves are rubbish. I mean look at this junk.

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2) You have to walk miles from the city to get to them

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3) And all the locals are super serious with no sense of fun

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4) There's zero variety when it comes to the food...

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5) And the ingredients are never fresh.

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5) The streets are all modern and rubbish

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6) And the plazas are really ugly

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7) The nightlife is terrible

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8) The drinks are rubbish

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9) The local cider tastes awful

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10) And you can't get a decent bottle of wine anywhere

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11) There are no nice restaurants

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12) And good luck finding a decent local market

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13) The scenery round the town is really boring

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14) And there are no decent waves around either.

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15) Not a single one.

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16) Yep, if anyone tries to tell you San Sebastien is a practically paradise, they're lying. Don't ever go there.

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Thanks to Kabi Travels for showing us the worst* of San Sebastián and the Basque Country.

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