poorly translated t shirts the pig is full of many cats

poorly translated t shirts the pig is full of many cats

You've all heard the horror stories about some dude who went to get a tattoo that says "peace" in Mandarin Chinese and left with the words "angry sexy fire robot" displayed on his skin forever.

It's rarely considered that this sort of thing could also happen in reverse on the other side of the globe though, with the lovely folk of Asia sporting phrases in English that sound more like the work of a random word generator than Plato or Aristotle.

As is humanity though, of course this is the case - though we're not talking tattoos here. It turns out that across the continent of Asia you can find some rather, err, special t-shirts that have taken on the language of English and gloriously failed. Here are just a few...

1) Errr...

crap your hands poorly translated t shirts

crap your hands poorly translated t shirts

2) A motto to live by

poorly translated t shirts be danced or dance

poorly translated t shirts be danced or dance

3) We assume that we are "it" in this case...

poorly translated t shirts fruit

poorly translated t shirts fruit

4) What this was meant to say?

poorly translated t shirts dwarf bravery

poorly translated t shirts dwarf bravery

5) Fair enough

poorly translated t shirts bitch put wings

poorly translated t shirts bitch put wings

6) Happy fucking Easter

poorly translated t shirts chocolate jesus

poorly translated t shirts chocolate jesus

7) Fart sexy style

poorly translated t shirts fart sexy

poorly translated t shirts fart sexy

8) Us on a hangover

poorly translated t shirts hamburger friend

poorly translated t shirts hamburger friend

9) Fuck

poorly translated t shirts fuck fuck fuck

poorly translated t shirts fuck fuck fuck

10) Not that lucky though

poorly translated t shirts i am lucky and be happiness

poorly translated t shirts i am lucky and be happiness

11) We mean... This could be true?

poorly translated t shirts lovely grandmother

poorly translated t shirts lovely grandmother

12) Firm statements

poorly translated t shirts no bitch yes freedom

poorly translated t shirts no bitch yes freedom

13) Not a good t-shirt

poorly translated t shirts nice assets

poorly translated t shirts nice assets

14) When you're too broke to afford a translator...

poorly translated t shirts money is like much not not

poorly translated t shirts money is like much not not

15) That is the general aim of perfume

poorly translated t shirts perfume

poorly translated t shirts perfume

16) Don Rabbit

poorly translated t shirts rabbit don's

poorly translated t shirts rabbit don's

17) Factual

poorly translated t shirts sniffing glue

poorly translated t shirts sniffing glue

18) Oh dear

poorly translated t shirts that is a mystery

poorly translated t shirts that is a mystery

19) Confusing, disturbing, terrifying...

poorly translated t shirts the pig is full of many cats

poorly translated t shirts the pig is full of many cats

20) When the t-shirt maker lives by the motto they stitch...

poorly translated t shirts think less

poorly translated t shirts think less

21) Someone tell her

poorly translated t shirts urine tester

poorly translated t shirts urine tester

22) Literally baffled

poorly translated t shirts what

poorly translated t shirts what

23) A good question

poorly translated t shirts what's so fuck

poorly translated t shirts what's so fuck

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