Watch: People Flyboarding, Wakeboarding, And Zip-Lining Their Way Around Dubai
This looks like the most fun that anyone in history has ever had.
It's another dreary day in London town. Everything is still expensive, and the grey sky above our heads looks like a pan of overcooked scrambled eggs. Bleurgh. London. Bleurgh. Bleurgh. Bleurgh. We love you London but, also, sometimes we hate you. And yeah, sure, sometimes our heads our turned by other places. Sometimes we watch videos on the internet and we think about living somewhere else. We have needs London. We have needs.
What's brought all this on, then? Why are we moaning? We're moaning because we've just seen this video of people in Dubai having more fun than we thought was humanly possible. It's called 'Pick Your Playground' and it features flyboarding, zip lining, boat-jumping, wakeboarding and fountains tall enough to play up front for England circa 2006.
Everything about this looks fun-fun-fun. So. Much. Fun. The weather in it is an absolute dream, the smiles are wide, and the shenanigans plentiful. If we didn't know better, we'd think this was some cynical marketing ploy to make us want to hop on a plane and visit Dubai. Wait, hang on...