10 Batsh*t Crazy Yoga Classes You Won’t Believe Exist
We definitely didn't just make these up over a few beers...
1) Why Not Try... Broga Yoga
A yoga class for the guys.
When the lads have had enough of footie and pints, and want nothing more than to master their downward dog together. Sweet.
2) Why Not Try...Stroba Yoga
Yoga, but with a disco. This yoga class is less about the 'ommms' and more about the beats. Bright lights, big beats, new you.
3) Why Not Try... Toega Yoga
Yoga, but for the toes, Just because they're the smallest part of your body, that doesn't mean they don't need working out too. Toega classes leave your little pinkies feeling stretched, awake and content.
4) Why Not Try... Toga Yoga
Toga yoga is much the same as any other yoga class, except you have a very particular uniform and all music has to feature on the Animal House soundtrack.
5) Why Not Try...Poga Yoga
Great for your core. Poga yoga is a high cardio yoga workout, practiced while on a pogo stick.
Fantastic for reaching a state of calm, while also having a great old time. (BYOPS: pogo sticks not included)
6) Why Not Try... Go With The Flowga Yoga
What does this yoga class entail? Who knows?
These classes generally change from week to week in content, quality, time and place. Just go with it.
7) Why Not Try... Yoga Ono Yoga
A yoga class inspired by there woman herself.
These classes feature the music of The Beatles (post Yoko, obvs) and participants spend the majority of the hour in bed.
"I never want projects to be finished; I have always believed in unfinished work. I got that from Schubert"
The class always sort of fizzles out midway through, its what she would want.
8) Why Not Try... Yoda Yoga
An amazing class for all yoga lovers, this is.
Take inspiration from a galaxy far far away, your cobra on you get. If struggling at any point you are, to use the force, you must always remember to do.
9) Why Not Try... Crossbowga Yoga
A yoga class with an added oomph.
Strangely, this article contains very little shooting the crossbow and a lot more cradling it.
(Camo get up optional)
10) Why Not Try... Tapiyoga
Yoga, but with added pudding. Get your warrior pose going, before breaking for a quick tapioca break after each pose. (Not suitable for the lactose intolerant)