18 “F*ck Sake” Moments Infuriatingly Specific to BMX

Those moments that every regular rider knows and loathes...

1) When children shout out trick suggestions

2) When you find an Almost perfect spot That’s completely unrideable because of the Landing or Entrance or a brick wall or parked car or a fence or your lack of talent

3) When you go through your sixth pair of shoes in a month because you’re using them as brakes

4) When you destroy your favourite t-shirt in a horrendous bail. Again

5) The constant bruising.

6) When your Ride was longer than expected and you start wishing your seat was higher

7) When you have to eat these to afford more parts

8) Stuff breaking

9) Police giving dirty looks purely because of your choice of bicycle

10) …and random folk looking terrified at all times

11) When you’re asked “why do you always wear a hat?”

12) The guy who takes 15-minute runs

13) The Kid learning basics in the middle of the flat bottom

14) The guy at the skate park who tries to one-up everything

15) This Kind of Shit

16) When a spot Gets waxed into oblivion

We didn’t mean that kind of wax…

17) When you get called out for riding a completely acceptable spot

18) When some Terrible human being asks to have a go on your bike

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