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Walking, Hiking & Trail Running

40 Reasons Why You Should Never Go Hiking

Don't kid yourself, walking in the wilderness is rubbish.

1) Whenever someone tells you they love hiking…

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2) …don’t listen to them…

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3) …don’t listen to their lies

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4) Hiking is rubbish

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5) Hiking is boring

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6) You won’t see epic views if you go hiking…

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7) …and discover stunning scenery

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8) Hiking? Forget about it

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9) Hiking is lame

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10) Hiking is boring

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11) You can’t have a laugh hiking

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12) You’re way too young to go hiking…

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13) …or way too old

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14) Nobody has ever had a good time hiking

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15) Dude, you’ve got kids…you can’t go hiking

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16) Did we mention that hiking is rubbish?

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17) There’s nothing healthy about hiking

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18) Good luck finding somewhere to go hiking in the UK

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19) Hiking in the UK is rubbish

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20) There’s literally nowhere good to go hiking in the UK

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21) Thinking about going hiking?

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22) Why?

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23) Why would you?

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24) Why even bother?

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25) Your sofa is way more interesting

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26) Look at your sofa

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27) Look at it

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28) Look how interesting it is

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29) How many times can we say it?

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30) Don’t. Go. Hiking

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31) You’ll hate every second of it

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32) Hiking sucks

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33) Stare at the wall of your lounge instead…

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34) …or sit on your sofa some more

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35) Just don’t…

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36) …whatever you do…

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37) …put on your boots…

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38) …and go for a hike

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39) Hiking is for chumps

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40) You’re not a chump, are you? Wait. Where are you going?

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