1) So do you wear lycra then?
No. That’s road cycling. And also cross-country, which is also mountain biking, but mostly going uphill. It’s not what I do. So no. No lycra.
2) Do you have to keep your bike in the flat?
This bike is genuinely the most expensive thing I have ever owned, and I don’t trust any amount of bike locks even with the front door guarding the way to the tenement staircase. Also, Brian from the fourth floor has the look of someone who would bump into things when he’s drunk. Basically, I’m scared bad things will happen to it, and yes, I enjoy looking at it whenever I get stressed.