There are few better feelings than getting going at the start of a mountain biking session.
But no matter how big your smile when you set off at the start of the day, there are always a few things that can ruin your ride.
TheY Stay on your mind when you go to sleep at night…
Maybe it’s a horse, maybe it’s some horse shit or maybe it’s a hidden stump which put you head over handlebars and into a tree.
Whatever it is, it’ll still be on your mind when you go to sleep that night, more than that dialled line you hit, that awesome whip you nailed, and more than anything else you came across that day.
Below are just some of the most irritating things you can possibly encounter… Have a read on, and try not smash your laptop while you’re reading the list.
1) A Thick Fallen Branch With An Anarchist Mindset
2) A Strava-Racing Wanker
3) A Hidden Rock Shaped Like A Roman Spear
4) A Tiny Camouflaged Trail Stump Whose Only Motivations Are Hatred And Jealousy
5) A Stray Dog With An Eye For Chaos