1. November just seems to drag on forever....

passed out

passed out

2. ... But you'll enjoy telling everyone that you're living in a ski resort for the winter

smug

3. You'll spend hours watching these...

ski movie

ski movie

4. And doing this...

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5. Snow is your religion. This will be your church.

snow forecast

snow forecast

6. Every morning you'll open your curtains, hoping for snow....

excited dog

excited dog

7. ... And see none. Seriously? None?

wtf is this cat

wtf is this cat

8. Maybe this is going to be the year when, y'know, it just DOESN'T snow

panic

9. You tell yourself you're totally getting fit this season

get fit

get fit

10. You're going to drink green tea and lift weights every damn day

fitness freak

fitness freak

11. Inevitably you'll end up eating your body weight in cheese and passing out from too much Mutzig

fall over

fall over

12. You'll have these on lock in no time...

snow trick

snow trick

13. ... And won't look like this. Ever.

ski fail 2

ski fail 2

14. You'll learn to speak the local language

pineapple

15. And won't spend all your hard earned cash on this...

drinking booze

drinking booze

16. You'll go on one of those backcountry expeditions you've always said you'd go on

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17. ...But you'll obviously need to buy a LOT of essential new kit first

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18. You'll spend every day staring out of your window, waiting, waiting...

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19. Because, in no time, life will look like this

ski crazy

ski crazy

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