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Skate parks are normally hubs for sick shredding and hanging out with your mates, but as our skate parks fights feature discovered, that's not always the way they turn out.

So, because we're always looking out for our readers here at Mpora, we've put together a list of actions that will almost definitely get you punched should you pull them off in a skate park.

Don't try any of these when you're spending a day at your local and you may just manage to get through the session unharmed...

1) Snake In Front Of Other Riders At Every Possible Opportunity

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2) Make Each Of Your Runs Last At Least 15 Minutes

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3) Choose One Rider And Ask For A Deep Analysis Of Their Run Every Time They Finish A Line

"The world would probably tell you that having the first indoor concrete skate plaza be pretty amazing ... I have become numb to it"

"The world would probably tell you that having the first indoor concrete skate plaza be pretty amazing ... I have become numb to it"

4) Slap Someone Much Bigger Than You Then Run Away. Repeat Until Caught

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5) Turn Up In This Outfit And Challenge Everyone In The Park To A Game Of S-K-A-T-E. Win.

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6) Only Practise Wheelies On The Flat Bottom. Do Not Move When Asked. Never Move When Asked.

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Wheelie London

7) Bring A Boombox Playing Disney Classics On Repeat. Learn The Words And Sing Every One Of Them

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8) Shout Abuse At Young Kids Who Are With Their Parents And Are Just Trying To Learn. You Dickhead

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9) Cry With Laughter Every Time Someone Bails

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10) Stand At The Top of A Drop-in Yelling The Word ‘RAD’ And Never Actually Doing A Line of Your Own

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11) Bring A Pogo Stick And Just F*cking Go For It

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12) Take A Dump On Someone's Skateboard When They're Not Looking

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13) Bring Two Friends And Have A Game Of Monopoly On The Flat Bottom. Tell Others They Can’t Use It Till You’re Done

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14) When You See Someone Celebrate A Trick, Immediately Go And Nail The Same Trick After, Then Act Like It’s Nothing Special

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15) Karate Chop People When They’re Not Looking. Make Sound Effects To Go Along With It

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16) Continually Call The Best Rider In The Park Out On Being A Shit Rider

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17) Sneak Up Behind People And Shout Samuel L. Jackson Quotes Until One Of Them Punches You

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18) Try And One Up Everything That Anyone Does. Even When They're Not Actually Riding

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19) Become A Bee Keeper, Grow An Extensive Colony, Then Unleash Them Onto The Park When The Time Is Right

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20) Rollerblade Around With No Respect For Anything But Your Own Wonderful Sense Of Fashion

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21) Offer Other Riders Salt Or Pepper, Using The Line: “You Seem To Be Eating Shit A Lot, So You May As Well Season It"

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22) Bring A Duvet And Pillows And Set Up A Bed On The Most Used Feature In The Park

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23) Pretend You're In Mario Kart And Chuck Banana Skins And Turtle Shells At As Many People As You Can

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24) Set Up An Elaborate Picnic Operation At The Park Entrance

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25) Take A Handsaw To Any Unattended Skateboards

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26) Punch Yourself In The Face

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27) Single Out One Person And Continually Cry On His Shoulder About How Much You Love Ryan Sheckler. Tears Of Obsession Are Encouraged

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Seriously Strange Skateboarding Tattoos

28) Pay A Dude £10 To Punch You In The Face

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29) If On A BMX, Continually Cut Off Skaters. If On A Skateboard, Continually Cut Off BMXers

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30) Get Naked And Try Get Everyone To Join You

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31) Go Excessive With Your Wax To The Point Where Anyone Who Touches Anything Is Bound To Bail

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32) Jump Out From Behind Kickers Dressed As Batman, Screaming "I Am The Batman"

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33) Make Every 'Yo Mama' Joke You Know And Laugh Uncontrollably After Each. If You Only Know One, Tell It Over And Over Again

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34) Ride The Ramps On An Office Chair With Wheels. When Told To F*ck Off, Reply: "I Have Just As Much Right To Ride Here As Anyone Else, Man!"

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35) Pour Pints Of Milk On Yourself On The Flat Bottom Until Physically Prevented From Doing So

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36) Bring Litres of Water and Pour It On As Many Skateboards As Possible

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37) Don’t Apologise At Any Point For Doing Any Of The Above

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