Awkward Camping Trip

Awkward Camping Trip

Nine times out of ten, camping trips are really great. The smiles, the laughs, the clean air, that rush which only comes with getting back to nature; good times indeed. However, occasionally, along comes a camping trip that's so painfully awkward it temporarily makes you question whether you ever want to go on a camping trip again.

Everything goes wrong. Literally, everything. Whether it's because someone says the wrong thing, does the wrong thing, or tries to fundamentally alter the dynamics of a winning formula with their choice of camping location; these trips can often stay in your memory longer than those adventures you actually enjoyed.

Below are some of the highly awkward and extremely crap things you can do to make everyone's time in the outdoors really rubbish (don't do these things, people will hate you).

1) Get caught doing a poo.

Toilet In The Woods

Toilet In The Woods

2) Initiate a campfire sing-a-long.

Awkward Camping

Awkward Camping

3) Bring a hunting rifle and start shooting at birds.

Awkward Camping Trip

Awkward Camping Trip

4) Punch a wild bear in the face.

Awkward Camping Trip

Awkward Camping Trip

 5) Have loud sex with the door shut.

Awkward Camping Trip

Awkward Camping Trip

6) Have quiet sex with the door open.

Awkward Camping Trip

Awkward Camping Trip

7) Get weird with nature.

Awkward Camping Trip

Young girl in jungle

8) Run around like Kate Bush.

Awkward Camping Trip

Woodland Princess Hugging Tree

9) Tell your fellow campers that this would be a great spot to murder someone and hide the body.

Awkward Camping Trip

Female hand covered with yellow leaves. Forensic scene.

10) Casually whip out the biggest survival knife in the history of survival knives (like it's no big deal).

Awkward Camping Trip

Awkward Camping Trip

11) Be responsible for an outbreak of food poisoning after telling everyone you're an expert on poisonous berries.

Awkward Camping Trip

Awkward Camping Trip

12) Insist on being naked at all times.

Awkward Camping Trip

Awkward Camping Trip

13) Start talking about your "Gap Yah" camping trip in the jungles of Borneo (nobody cares).

Awkward Camping Trip

Awkward Camping Trip

14) Piss on people's tents. Tell them it's how animals mark their territory.

Awkward Camping Trip

tent in the forest

15) Sick your food up into other people's mouths. Tell them it's how birds feed their young.

Awkward Camping Trip

Awkward Camping Trip

16) Find a stick and tell everyone it's your magic stick.

Awkward Camping Trip

Awkward Camping Trip

17) Spend the entire camping trip waving your magic stick around and quoting Gandalf.

Awkward Camping Trip

Awkward Camping Trip

18) Dump a miscellaneous animal carcass in the middle of the campsite.

Awkward Camping Trip

Awkward Camping Trip

19) Go full-on Bear Grylls mode. Make people do a variety of disgusting and completely unnecessary things.

Awkward Camping Trip

Awkward Camping Trip

20) When they question you on the Bear Grylls stuff, repeatedly shout "DO YOU WANT TO SURVIVE THIS TRIP?!" directly into their faces.

Awkward Camping Trip

Awkward Camping Trip

21) Start listing your favourite military dictatorships in ascending order.

Awkward Camping Trip

Awkward Camping Trip

22) Serve your fellow campers undercooked squirrel.

Awkward Camping Trip

Awkward Camping Trip

23) Burn the entire campsite down!

Awkward Camping Trip

Awkward Camping Trip

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