Mates. Who'd have 'em? Yeah, sure, it's nice having friends. Absolutely. But also, you know, mates. Mates can be right dickheads when they want to be.
Just ask the victim of this, admittedly hilarious, camping prank about "mates." His eyes will no doubt glaze over with an angry red mist, and he'll just start kicking furniture like there's no tomorrow.
Confession time. We very much enjoyed this, and think you will too.