Photo: hubblesite.org.

"Space: the final frontier..."

Not our words, the words of Neil Armstrong in Star Trek. Armstrong, of course, set foot on the moon in 1969 with only Buzz Lightyear at his side and instantly changed the human race forever. Suddenly, as a species, we weren't just looking up at space. We were out there, setting foot on moons and shit. We were cosmic explorers.

We built rockets, and light-sabres, and a big telescope called Hubble. Next month, NASA are celebrating the 25th year of the telescope's launch. Here at Mpora, we've decided to join in the fun by sharing with you some of the most pornographic images ever captured by Hubble (#SpacePorn).

Many of these photos are highly erotic, you have been warned.

1) The Diamonds On A Marble Floor

Photo:  Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

2) The Sermon On The Mount

Photo:  Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

3) The Walnut Whip

Photo:  Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

4) The Intergalactic Dental Examination

Photo:  Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

5) The Strawberry Condom

Photo:  Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

6) The Giraffe-Necked Bear Freak

Photo:  Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

7) Old Blue Eye

Photo:  Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

8) The Big Pink Butterfly

Photo:  Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

9) The Scrunchie Shower Sponge

Photo:  Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

10) Some Bullshit Muse Album Cover

Photo:  Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

11) The Dirty Water Tank

Photo:  Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

12) The Overpriced Topman T-Shirt

Photo: Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

13) Another Bullshit Muse Album Cover

Photo: Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

14) The Tissue In Your Pocket (After It's Gone In The Washing Machine)

Photo: Photo: Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

15) The Background For A Star Wars Poster

Photo: Photo: Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

16) The Invisible Moon Ghost

Photo: Photo: Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

17) The Cosmic Kitchen Tiles

Photo: Photo: Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

18) The Little Old Lady Emerging From A Whirlpool

Photo: Photo: Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

19) Sonic The Hedgehog (Revving Up His Engine)

Photo: Photo: Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

20) The Hot Frisbee

Photo: Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

21) The Hot Frisbee (From A Slightly Different Angle)

Photo: Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

22) The Awkward Galaxy Three-Way

Photo: Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

 

23) The Apocalyptic Horse Head

Photo: spaceplace.nasa.gov.

 

24) The Big Red Planet

Photo: Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

Hubble Telescope 25

 

 25) Fuck Off Muse. You're Boring.

Photo:  Hubble Space Telescope/NASA/ESA.

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