1) Whenever someone tells you they love hiking...
2) ...don't listen to them...
3) ...don't listen to their lies
4) Hiking is rubbish
5) Hiking is boring
6) You won't see epic views if you go hiking...
7) ...and discover stunning scenery
Couple enjoying the beautiful outdoors
8) Hiking? Forget about it
9) Hiking is lame
10) Hiking is boring
11) You can't have a laugh hiking
12) You're way too young to go hiking...
13) ...or way too old
14) Nobody has ever had a good time hiking
15) Dude, you've got kids...you can't go hiking
16) Did we mention that hiking is rubbish?
17) There's nothing healthy about hiking
18) Good luck finding somewhere to go hiking in the UK
19) Hiking in the UK is rubbish
20) There's literally nowhere good to go hiking in the UK
21) Thinking about going hiking?
23) Why would you?
24) Why even bother?
25) Your sofa is way more interesting
26) Look at your sofa
27) Look at it
28) Look how interesting it is
29) How many times can we say it?
30) Don't. Go. Hiking
31) You'll hate every second of it
32) Hiking sucks
33) Stare at the wall of your lounge instead...
34) ...or sit on your sofa some more
35) Just don't...
36) ...whatever you do...
37) ...put on your boots...
38) ...and go for a hike
39) Hiking is for chumps
40) You're not a chump, are you? Wait. Where are you going?
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