1) If Anybody Ever Tells You That They Like Climbing, Don’t Listen To Them

Young man climbing natural rocky wall with volcanoes on the back

Young man climbing natural rocky wall with volcanoes on the back

2) It's all lies

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3) It's actually rubbish

Man with climbing equipment rappeling down the waterfall in the canyon.

Rappeling down the waterfall

4) because who in their right mind wants to spend their free time doing this?

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5) You have Battle through all all the tourists to find a spot

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6) And It's Exclusively A Summer Sport

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7)  You definitely don't Become more appreciative of the mountains

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8) Plus, who wants a climbers body?

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9) I mean, look at this guy...

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10) And that natural tan? Yuck.

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11) It just gets old after a while

Male rock climber at sunset

12) Plus, climbing and travel don't really go together...

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13) You'll Just End Up Going To Rubbish Deserted Rocks Like This

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14) And when you're away from the mountain, you're stuck without a hobby

Photo: Cliffhanger Climbing Gym

Cliffhanger Climbing Gym, Altona North, Victoria, Australia

15) Think you'll learn new skills? Think again

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16) Climbing doesn't teach you anything. Not physically...

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17) Not mentally...

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18) Definitely not teamwork skills

Couple hiker on top of mountain looking at beautiful sunset landscape, lens flare.

Woman And Man Hiking In Mountains

19) Because all climbers are cold hearted b*stards...

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20) With no community vibes...

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21) So in conclusion, just don't do it

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22) You're not missing anything

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23) Just stay at home

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