30 Alternative Uses That Twitter Found For Rollerblades

From time travel to bonding with Voldemort, rollerblades may be more useful than you think...

Some say that those that still swear by it have come through a portal from the early 1990s, while others reckon the Venice Beach craze is still alive and well, and slowly but surely rolling to new, un-mockable horizons.

Twitter on the other hand, has other thoughts. Lots and lots of other thoughts that are fairly strange, sometimes controversial and more often than not make for a good source of laughter.

Reckon rollerblading is dead? Well, here are 30 weird and wonderful ways that Twitter reckons rollerblades can still be put to use:

1. To Add Depth To A Film Plot:

2. For Getting A Date:

3. Tbh Just For Super Fun

4. For Harvesting Hipster Zen

5. For Keeping Your Drama Off The Internet

6. For Confusing Your Classmates

7. For… Emm… Creepy Dreams?

8. For Provoking Predictable Questions

9. For Getting Flattened

10. For Bonding With Voldemort

11. For Convincing People You’re A Clown

12. For Rebooting British Television Hits

13. For Rebooting Classic Disney Hits

14. For Busking On The Move

15. For Going Surprisingly Fast

16. For Creating Slightly Creepy Collages

17. For Sticking It To The Man

18. For Challenging Yourself

19. For Travelling Back In Time

20. For Making Calvin Harris Feel Like A Twat

21. For This Picture To Be Used In This Context

22. For Fastening The Pace Of A Fashion Show

23. For Removing Your Hair

24. For Becoming A Nuisance To Society

25. For Convincing People They’re Not Actually Awake

26. For Freaking Out Your Neighbours

27. For Spearheading A Widespread Rejuvenation Campaign

28. For Getting Away From The Internet

29. For Meeting Your Soul Mate… Naked

30. For Pissing Off People In The Bike Lane

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