How Not To Survive In The Wild: 9 Essential Tips That Only Real Men Will Understand

Nudity, mushrooms, and absinthe...

Go Solo

Friends? Who needs them? Friends are for the weak, the needy, and the insecure. You don’t need friends. The flowing rivers, the rocky crevasses, the woodland creatures, these are your friends now. Embrace them to your bosom, hold them close and revel in their mystery.

Don’t tell anyone where you’ve gone, or where you’re going. They’ll only end up following you and totally ruin your vibe. When people inform you that there’s “safety in numbers”, ignore them completely.


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