This Guy Tried To Turn Himself Into A Robot By Strapping Fireworks To His Arms
Man with 'minigun arms' tries his best to win a Darwin Award
There are a lot of amazing things to do in the big wide outdoors. Go surfing in the sunlit sea, trek through ancient forests, hoon down mountains on two wheels, strap massive fireworks to you arms and pretend that you're Ed209 from Robocop...
Err, hang on a second?
If you've ever found yourself wondering what it'd be like to see somebody swap their arms for massive calibre miniguns, like something out of a video game, wonder no more. That's exactly what this dude did, so you don't have to.
Now, we know you're an intelligent lot, but it's still worth repeating... Don't piss about with fire works. They can do all kinds of damage to you and other people, so use only as instructed on the packaging, if you have to use them at all.