Outdoor Adventure

Outdoor Adventure

It's been said that the internet merely reflects the weirdness of our own world back at us; that the vast amounts of pornographic content contained within it simply mirrors our own insatiable appetite for procreation and sexual activity.

Maybe that's true, maybe we're all just a bunch of wild animals wearing human clothes, but surely we can find a way to leave outdoor and adventure alone. Surely, that's possible? Apparently not.

1) If you think this is a practical outfit for the great outdoors, you're not thinking clearly.

Outdoor Adventure

Outdoor Adventure

 

2) Nothing to see here. Just a naked adventurer, chilling on some grass, using her hair as sunglasses.

Outdoor Adventure

Outdoor Adventure

 

3) Alternatively, bring a bottle of Evian.

Outdoor Adventure

Young girl in jungle

 

4)Remember that if you want to shoot wild animals with a gun...wearing eye-shadow is optional.

Outdoor Adventure

Sexy girl with machine gun

 

5) "Look Sharon! Over there! A world that's not entirely devoid of colour, things, and background."

Outdoor Survival

Two women in military clothes, army girls

 

6) "I get so hot looking at this white background all-day that my clothes inevitably fall off."

Beautiful woman in military clothes isolated on white background.

Beautiful woman in military clothes.

 

7) "You call that a knife? This...is a knife."

Outdoor Survival

 

8) Who are you and what have you done with the elderly couple who own that campervan?!

Outdoor Adventure

Outdoor Adventure

 

9) "There was some chewing gum in the grass and, well, one thing led to another..."

Outdoor Adventure

model = Yilin He

 

10) Who brushes their teeth like this?!

Outdoor Adventure

Outdoor Adventure

 

11) Hold onto your hats, ladies. He's young, single, and has a beard-like thing on his chin.

Outdoor Adventure

Outdoor Adventure

 

12) Indiana Jones just called. He wants his entire outfit and adventure-whip returned to him right away.

Outdoor Adventure

Outdoor Adventure

 

13) If you've lost half your clothes and you're alone in the desert, put some more hair gel in.

Outdoor Adventure

Outdoor Adventure

 

14) Nice hat, bro.

Outdoor Adventure

Outdoor Adventure

 

15) The campfire isn't even the hottest thing in this picture...am-I-right?!

Outdoor Adventure

Man lighting a cooking fire while camping

 

16) "My name is Bradley Johnson. I like cultivating my moustache, walking around outside, and sitting on my lucky picnic table."

Outdoor Adventure

Outdoor Adventure

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