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9 Letters From People Who Were Really Sorry They Drunkenly Stole Your Bike

Would you forgive them?

Last week we put together a gallery of notes and letters from people that were really angry their bikes got stolen. It’s hilarious.

Anyway, while we were digging in the depths of the thieving universe, we also came across a fair few times when, for one reason or another, a bike thief – or ‘borrower’ – was looking to return a bike they had previously nicked.

The recurring theme here seems to be alcohol, headaches and regret. Take a look at these unhappy thieves and let us know what you think!

1) The ‘Straight White Girl Wasted’


2) The ‘Here’s Your Bike Back + $10’



3) The Ultimate Hangover


4) The Twisted Logic



5) The Getaway Vehicle


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6) The “E-Mail Me At [email protected]



7) The “Trying To Do The Right Thing”


8) The “Pleading Actually Works!”



9) The ‘Returned With Paranoia’


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