Main photo by Chain Reaction Cycles Hub
It’s that time of year when friends and relatives start probing about what you want for Christmas. From the subtle “Hmm, what do you think of those electric nipple clamps we saw in Home Bargains?” to the more overt “I’m guessing you’ll want some stuff for that fucking bike of yours, won’t you?“.
Getting the cycling santa to deliver what you want is a minefield. But don’t fret, Mpora are here to ease your yuletide woes. Here is our guide to everything a cyclist like you will want for Christmas.
Just leave this guide open on your computer or tablet, and let the images subliminally sink into the heads of those close to you.
It’s alright, you can say it. We’re good to you. Too good.