These Idiots Harassed Tony Hawk in a Carpark. Their Video Proves Why Mainstream Media Should Stay the F*ck Away From Skateboarding…

If you call yourself a skateboarder, this video will make you unspeakably angry...

When thinking about the internet as a whole, Mpora is often reminded of King Arthur’s line about Camelot in Monty Python’s Quest for the Holy Grail: “It is a silly place.”

But while there’s an awful lot of downright retarded stuff floating around in the ether, there can be few videos more ridiculous or intensely annoying than this one, produced by god-awful American gossip website TMZ.

Can you imagine the editorial meeting in which this was commissioned?


1st clueless dickhead: “Hey, I’ve got this great idea, let’s harass Tony Hawk in a carpark and ask him some fucktard questions about a made-up rivalry with his son.”

2nd clueless dickhead: “That’s genius Dave! We’ll need the world’s most irritating voiceover man too. And then, wait, I’ve got it – we could make it even more annoying by writing ‘Grind-O-Rama’ in lurid letters over the footage.”

1st clueless dickhead: “Great! And how about we get a fat fucktard to explain street skateboarding in a section called… wait for it… Boarding School!”

Clueless dickheads fall about laughing at the genius of their own joke and high five before moving on to invent another lurid story about Miley Cyrus’ pants…

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