15 Famous Portrait Reactions That All Skiers Will Understand

'When you get to the chairlift and realise you've left your ski-pass back at the chalet.'

1) When You Get To The Chairlift And Realise You’ve Left Your Ski-Pass Back At The Chalet

Image: The Scream By Edvard Munch (via Wikipedia).


2) When The Colour Of Your Salopettes Matches The Colour Of Your Jacket

Image: The Blue Boy By Thomas Gainsborough (via Wikipedia).


3) When The Ski Instructor Starts Teaching You Stuff You Already Know

Image: Self-Portrait with Thorn Necklace and Hummingbird By Frida Kahlo (via


4) When You Faceplant On Some Ice

Image: The Weeping Woman By Pablo Picasso (via


5) When You See Into The Future, And Know The Line Will Play Out Just The Way You Want It To

Not To Be Reproduced By Rene Magritte (via Wikipedia).


6) When Some Dickhead On The Slope Starts Cramping Your Space

Image: Self Portrait With A Friend By Raphael (via WikiArt).


7) When You Look Back Up The Mountain After Pulling Some Outrageous Shit

Image: Self-Portrait with Raphaelesque Neck By Salvador Dali (via WikiArt).


8) When Someone Compliments Your Gnarly Skills, And You’re Secretly Pleased

Image: Mona Lisa By Leonardo Da Vinci (via Wikipedia).


9) When You Land A Big Jump, But Your Friend Lands An Even Bigger One Immediately Afterwards

Image: Sorrowing Old Man/At Eternity’s Gate By Vincent Van Gogh (via Wikipedia.).


10) When People Slag Off Your Alpine Hipster Beard And You Pretend Not To Care, Even Though You Do

Image: Portrait of the Postman Joseph Roulin By Vincent Van Gogh (via Wikipedia).


11) When You Give Them The Cold Shoulder Because They’re Taking The Piss Out Of Your Hat

Image: Whistler’s Mother By James McNeill Whistler (via Wikipedia).


12) When You And A Friend Go Après-Skiing, And You Both Look Pimpin’ At The Bar

Image: The Ambassadors By Hans Holbein The Younger (via


13) When The Beer Goggles Wear Off And You’re Confronted With A Horrible Reality

Image: The Ugly Duchess By Quentin Matsys (via Wikipedia).


14) When You’re Trippin’ Balls Back At The Chalet, And Your Friend’s Face Looks Like An Apple

Image: The Son Of Man By Rene Magritte (via WikiArt).


15) When The Ski Holiday Comes To An End, And You Have To Go Back To Your Normal Life

Image: Portrait of Dr Gachet By Vincent Van Gogh (via Wikipedia).


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