The horror genre and snowsports have never worked convincingly together and this grim little movie is no exception.
Frozen is a ridiculously contrived film which relies on idiotic characters coupled with a series of unbelievable coincidences to create a situation that could only happen in a movie.
Not to be confused with the recent Disney children’s animation (which is scary enough anyway) two boarders and a skier blag some free lift passes from a confused lifty, sneak on the last lift and somehow get stuck up there for the whole weekend.
“It relies on idiotic characters coupled with a series of unbelievable coincidences.
Despite this being the most ridiculous way to run a resort the stupidity doesn’t end there. The hapless trio wait on the chair long enough to get frostbite, whiling away the time by getting their hands frozen to the metal railings, before one snowboarder jumps 40 feet onto the ice below, shattering his legs.
Meanwhile the token skier takes two days to climb out along the lift cable. And that’s all before the wolves arrive…