Do you spend you spare time furiously swiping left, or right, or whatever direction unlocks naked mode on Tinder? Or maybe you occasionally dip your rod into Plenty Of Fish in a bid to hook up with another sentient being?
If you’re single, or the kind of despicable person who eyes up a new other-half right before slinging the current one, then you should set your sites towards the ocean.
We’ve uncovered indisputable proof that surfers make the best lovers. Here’s why hooking up with somebody who rides the waves will get you frothing in places you never knew could.
There are, without doubt, some epic surf sports here in the UK, but let’s be honest with each other for a second.
Ask anybody that’s not the holder of a British passport to list the greatest surf locations on the planet, very few are going to say Bournemouth or a Newcastle-Brown-Ale-coloured break in the North East.
If you hook up with a surfer, you can be sure that your future travel plans will include legit surfing Meccas like Bali, Australia, Hawaii, California, Brazil, South Africa, France, Mecca…
Okay, maybe not Mecca itself – we were just being silly – but let’s be honest, the edited highlights of the best surf breaks in the world are all pretty much their own little slices of paradise. And you’ll be going along for the ride as their +1.
The only down side is, you might have to use your luggage allowance on something called a ‘fun board’. But you won’t care when you’re in the sun, right?